Batman & Politics: part II

Jonathan Lethem on The Dark Knight:

In its narrative gaps, its false depths leading nowhere in particular, its bogus grief over stakeless destruction and faked death, “The Dark Knight” echoes a civil discourse strained to helplessness by panic, overreaction and cultivated grievance. I began to feel this Batman wears his mask because he fears he’s a fake — and the story of his inauthenticity, the possibility of his unmasking, counts for more than any hope he offers of deliverance from evil. The Joker, on the other hand, exhibits his real face, his only face, and his origins are irrelevant, his presence as much a given as the Second Law of Thermodynamics, or Fear Itself.

The Joker’s paradox, of course, is the same as that of 9/11 and its long aftermath: audacious transgression ought to call out of us an equal and adamant passion for love of truth and freedom, yet the fear he inspires instead drives us deep into passivity and silence.

But would they want to be a famous novelist?

When asked what superhero they'd most like to be by Entertainment Weekly, John McCain and Barack Obama both said Batman.

On a slightly different note. . .

Chuck Dixon (DC Comics writer) on Batman's religion:

Graham Nolan and I had an ongoing argument about whether Bruce was raised Catholic or Protestant. I recently conceded to Graham than he must be Catholic. No Protestant ever suffered guilt the way Bruce does.

So what would you do with religion in a comic-book universe? (This may be a more interesting question in the DC universe than the Marvel universe, where all the pre-Christian deities—Zeus, Ra, Odin—are semi-active characters.)

What religion is your favorite character? (Click here for a cheat sheet.) How do you know and how does it affect how he/she operates? (Keep in mind for the purposes of this question, "religion" is cultural as well as theological.)

Batman Little

Is Omar Little the "Batman" of The Wire? This is fresh in my mind since last night I attended a panel discussion "The Making of The Wire" at the New York Times building, sponsored by the Museum of the Moving Image, where cast and crew discussed the epic HBO drama. (The panel included David Simon, Richard Price, Seth Gilliam, Clark Johnson, Wendell Pierce, and Clarke Peters.)

Back to my question, though. Omar, by his own admission, is "all in the game" whereby his life revolves around his participation in Baltimore's drug trade. From a law-and-order standpoint, Omar is a villain because he is quick to kill, steal, and sell drugs. From a heroic standpoint, however, Omar operates by a strict code: Stealing a line directly from Bunk Moreland, Omar says "A man's got to have a code." Omar never puts his gun on a civilian or non-participant in "the game." Omar flips out when the Barksdale crew breaks the longstanding sabbath ceasefire and nearly kill his grandmother on her way to church. For most of the series, Omar is also a vigilante driven by revenge -- revenge against the Barksdales for the death of Brandon Wright, revenge against Stringer Bell for setting him up, revenge against Marlo Stanfield for his attempted framing of Omar for murder, and so on. In addition to his vigilante status, he is also often working in cooperation with the Baltimore police, or doing what he can on their behalf as he lurks in the shadows of the drug corners pursuing his own agenda.

The portrait painted above, for me, draws some clear parallels to our friend Batman. Batman has an agenda of vengeance, though he operates by a strict code. That code generally means Batman only comes into contact with those who are willfully involved in "the game." Batman colludes with the police, but generally only on his own terms and, again, within his own code of conduct. (Omar is occasionally persuaded against his will to cooperate with the police, but more often than not, when the Baltimore detectives need Omar's help, they are forced to appeal to Omar's own sense of justice and morality in order to persuade him to do what they need him to do. Please recall the fucking brilliant scene between Omar and Bunk to illustrate this point.)

Like Batman, because of how he operates, Omar is often without friends, or friends he can trust, and he must live in hiding. Omar's headquarters, like the Bat Cave, are usually in abandoned row houses or tenements. Omar doesn't have an elaborate array of computers or gadgets, but he does have the best and biggest guns in town, and he usually travels by way of an unmarked vehicle (see point #3 of Gavin's primer on the Bat) such as a utility van or taxi cab. Omar also conducts his business under a cloak, whether it's something immediately evocative of Batman, such as his black duster jacket, or something more simple as a hooded sweatshirt. (Or sometimes Omar's disguises become more complex, like when he dresses up as an old man in a wheelchair in order to gain access to a Barksdale drug house.)

Additionally, toward the latter stages of the series, just saying Omar's name on the streets of Baltimore would incite immediate fear and chaos as small-time drug dealers would immediately run in the opposite direction or just throw their drugs into the street if they heard or saw Omar coming their way. How many crooks has Batman defeated simply by evoking his name or image? Both Omar and Batman learn to use their enemy's fear against them, usually to the point where all they have to do is arrive on the scene to decide the outcome.

And what about Omar's many sidekicks, or Robins? (See Gavin's point #5.) The death of his first Robin, Brandon Wright, is what first sends Omar over the edge. But Omar can't last long without a sidekick, so in subsequent seasons, he recruits "Brandon replacements" -- Dante, Renaldo -- who fill the same sidekick role, but never quite fill Brandon's shoes. And Omar's sexual relationships with his sidekicks further complicate his relationships with them. And we also learn that Omar, like Batman, usually has a plan to kill them all if need be -- see Dante.

The more I think about, the more parallels I begin to see. What did I miss?

Would you rather?

One of my favorite podcasts, Jordan, Jesse, Go!, has a reoccurring game called "Would You Rather?" Last November, in Episode 45, hosts Jesse Thorn and Jordan Morris tackle a rather "counterfictional" question:

Would you rather. . .
A. Be a great and celebrated novelist, or
B. Be friends with Batman?

Given the proclivities of the contributors of this blog, I thought it would be an interesting question to also pose here. What do you think? Would you rather?

Some important points that you will want to consider before making your decision:

What era Batman? We should assume a "modern era" Batman, but given the scope of literature, from year one to one hundred, I'm not certain what "modern era" is supposed to mean to us.

Is friendship with Alfred implied here?

In terms of being a novelist, will you be a popular, or rather a literary novelist? Let's assume that you can choose your own path here, whether you fancy the life of James Patterson or Philip Roth.

But, really, more questions about Batman. Would you have access to all things Batman? Can you bring dates into the Bat Cave? Will you be introduced to the Justice League? Can you help out with the crime fighting?

Jesse and Jordan bring up the astute point that being friends with Bruce Wayne immediately grants you access to anything. You're plugged into the social scene! Do you want to meet Al Gore? Well, just have your pal Bruce set up a benefit dinner and send the private jet. A counterpoint, however, is thinking of what bad things come with being plugged into the Batman world. Will becoming friends with Batman make you a target of the Penguin? Of course it will.

Will Batman help you move? Pick you up from the airport? Would he be too tired to hang out on the weekends?

I think the choice is clear, but is it too obvious?

Let's talk about the movie

All right, I think we're past the point where we have to worry about spoilers, but if you haven't seen "The Dark Knight" yet, then you might want to hold off on reading this post, because I plan to talk with no concern for giving away plot points, large or small. On the other hand, I saw the movie a week ago, so my memory might be a touch fuzzy in places.

I would like to make the argument that, as much as I enjoyed the movie, that I came away with the conclusion that the Batman, as Batman, simply doesn't work on the big screen, although, strangely enough, the Joker does.

"Batman Begins" and "The Dark Knight" work largely because Christian Bale is a good enough actor to make you forget that he isn't really playing Batman. While Nolan and Bale deserve credit for sticking to point #2 of my "Batman Best Practices," Nearly all of the Batman movies filmed to date, whether Burton, Schumacher, or Nolan, seem to deal with Bruce Wayne's angst over putting on the mask, and his desire to create a situation in which he wouldn't have to be the Batman any more. In Batman as Batman, this conflict doesn't make any sense. It is strongly hinted that even if Bruce Wayne's parent's hadn't been killed, he would have been something like the Batman. Maybe not quite so dark or violent, but every bit as obsessive over the application of his own sense of right and wrong. (This idea is contained in both points #1 and #4. The death of Thomas and Martha Wayne isn't what made Bruce Wayne the Batman. He did that to himself.)

There are elements of the Batman that simply don't work in a live-action summer blockbuster. Not since Tim Burton's 1989 "Batman" has any film even much bothered to try to show Batman as a detective, and Nolan's Batman never really has to figure anything out. Ra's Al Ghul just shows up at his house, he discovers the Scarecrow's operation by accident after following Rachel Dawes to Arkham, and he's so helpless in dealing with the Joker that he has to create a universal surveillance system in order to find him. Nolan's Batman is more of a special-ops soldier. He's really good at designing small tactical operations, like when he pulls the crooked banker out of his building in Hong Kong, but he's not a detective. (But who can imagine a "detective" Batman movie? There are plenty of great detective television shows and films, but Batman as Sherlock Holmes, throwing hardly a single punch, probably wouldn't pack the theaters.)

Secondly, beyond the fact that point #1 of my best practices cuts off the "should I be Batman" conflict that nearly every film seems to feel the need to use, no actor would ever agree to use the comics' primary visual cue of the point: Wayne wears the Batman mask even when he's hanging out by himself in the Batcave. In real life, as an actor on a film set, that would be damn uncomfortable, and would eliminate most of the actor's face time. Whatever you want to say about Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney, and Bale, none of them are Lon Cheney, willing to disappear behind makeup for an entire film.

(Side point, or addendum to best practices, call it point 3.1—the bat-suit is not armor! In the modern comics, Wayne wears kevlar beneath the costume, but it should be closer to cloth than plastic. Light, slient, and not cumbersome. This, again, may simply not work on screen.)

In opposition to all this, it's interesting how faithful Nolan's Joker is to the comics, and the way that they are able to adapt key elements of the comics in realistic ways. In the modern cable/broadcast/satellite TV world, I don't know that it makes sense for the Joker to hijack every TV set in Gotham to announce his crimes, but Nolan makes an excellent choice in having the Joker videotape himself doing terrible things to people and sending it to the news outlets. the Joker doesn't have to hijack the broadcast when the networks are more than happy to air the footage of their own volition. It's a chilling commentary on our contemporary media culture.

Other key elements that Nolan is able to make use of are the Joker having a "multiple choice" past as shown by his infinitely adaptable "how I got these scars" story, and his aptitude for disguises. On the other hand, a Joker who is ultimately unwilling to kill the Batman doesn't make any sense. I'm willing to buy the "I don't want to kill you. You complete me" line as a lie containing a deeper truth from a character who is prone to such things, but the Joker's "you won't kill me, I won't kill you" when he's hanging upside down at the end doesn't make sense, and is the opposite of the long-delayed but ultimately inevitable dance of death that makes Alan Moore's "The Killing Joke" work. The Joker needs the Batman in order to exist AND he wants to kill the Batman AND he wants the Batman to kill him. That contradiction is at the root of his insanity, and it's what makes the character run.

Is Batman a conservative?

Rush Limbaugh thinks so. (Warning: link will take you to Rush Limbaugh's web site.)

Of course, the comparison is more than a little strained.

As Gary Oldman's Commissioner Gordon says of the hated and hunted Batman, 'He has to run away -- because we have to chase him.' That's real moral complexity. And when our artistic community is ready to show that sometimes men must kill in order to preserve life; that sometimes they must violate their values in order to maintain those values; and that while movie stars may strut in the bright light of our adulation for pretending to be heroes, true heroes often must slink in the shadows, slump-shouldered and despised -- then and only then will we be able to pay President Bush his due and make good and true films about the war on terror. Perhaps that's when Hollywood conservatives will be able to take off their masks and speak plainly in the light of day.

Once again, Frank Miller is really good for a take on Batman as something of a right-winger, but it has nothing in common with what Limbaugh describes. Batman never kills. Batman struggles constantly with his conscience, but he never "violates his values." The Batman identity is not a compromise. It is an end in itself. Bruce Wayne never had any interest in becoming a cop, and he has no desire to "take off [his] mask and speak plainly in the light of day."

The Batman is not a good man driven underground. In many ways, he is a bad man, but he is the best of bad men. Most importantly, Batman is not the justice system, and does not desire its sanction. Batman is not an argument for legalizing torture. If you want to make that argument, you need to examine Jim Gordon. Batman does not tell you how to run a society or how to deal with other people. In fact, the dysfunction of the Bat-family/society is a common theme of the comic books. Batman is not and cannot be an argument for any government, right or left. Superman is your man for that. He's the one interested in the effect that his actions have on society. Batman just wants to knock out the punk taking the old lady's handbag. (Every once in a while you get hints in the comics books that demonstrable involvement by the Batman in a criminal case is enough to get charges thrown out of court. This idea, the logical opposite of the ridiculous image of a masked man testifying in court, is underexplored.)

I'm not really interested in arguing politics here. In fact, I would be deeply interested in a conservative reading or re-imagining of the Batman. It just has to be better than Limbaugh's.

Any takers?

Dialogue on Superman and Batman: May 22, 2008

Gavin: SO why do you like Superman so much?

me: Me? Who said I did?

2:52 PM Gavin: Don't you?

me: I had a powerful childhood attachment to a Superman doll.

Gavin: It's like a Beatles/Elvis thing.

Superman/Batman.

And I thought you were on the Superman side of the question.

2:53 PM me: Because of that, I've been given many Superman objects.

Gavin: Ah.

2:54 PM me: I probably prefer Batman as a character.

My favorite childhood superhero (say, 4+) was Spider-man.

Gavin: Well, that makes the discussion much less fun. :-)

2:55 PM me: I had glow-in-the-dark Spider-Man pajamas, that I got for my fifth birthday. They were awesome.

I also really liked Voltron then too.

Gavin: I find Superman much less resonant than Batman.

me: There's something appealing about Superman's terminal quality.

2:56 PM He's like Saint Anselm's God.

Gavin: And I can elucidate my reasons for being interested in Batman as an icon, but I've been looking for some insight into Suprman.

me: There's a good cartoon that I watched that has a nice take on Superman.

Gavin: I've been interested in the way in which when Superman and Batman are at odds, Batman seems to win far more than his share.

me: It's Justice League: The New Frontier.

Gavin: And I wonder how much of that is narrative necessity.

2:57 PM me: Well, Superman rarely has to exert himself strategically.

Gavin: It Batman and Superman are really fighting, and Superman is to win, then there's not much left of Batman.

me: It's all about how he's going to overpower you. While Batman has to rely on a different set of skills and strategies.

2:58 PM Gavin: You seem to like that "New Frontier" cartoon. I've avoided it as not being part of the Bruce Timm DC universe, but I haven't really heard all that much about it.

me: If Superman regularly fought people who fought like Batman, it would be different.

I only saw the New Frontier cartoon a few days ago.

2:59 PM I've previously spoken favorably of Superman: Doomsday.

Gavin: I've heard just a little more about that one.

me: The crappy part of Frontier is the villain.

3:00 PM Superman only really fights people with overwhelming power, people with no power at all, or people who trick and trap him.

You'd think he would be better at detecting tricks and traps.

But now, he always charges in.

Gavin: With X-Ray vision? Yes.

3:01 PM me: And super-senses.

You'd think he'd be able to hear or smell Kryptonite gas.

Gavin: You know, if I were ever to write a Batman/Superman, I think I'd have to explore Superman/Clark Kent and Batman stripped of Bruce Wayne.

3:02 PM me: The other thing to wonder about is why Superman is so impotent. It's almost as though he has a psychological aversion to using his full powers.

He's always reining it in, like a boy embarassed by his erections.

Gavin: One, depending on the Superman characterization, doesn't seem to make sense. Why does Superman need a secret identity? He has (almost) no vulnerabilities? What does he have to gain?

3:03 PM me: Presumably he's trying to observe and understand people, and he wants to have friends, a romantic life, etc.

Gavin: Batman is almost the reverse. He gains too much from his secret identity. Unlimited funds, friends everywhere, the ability to buy and build anything, and keep trophies of everything.

3:04 PM Yes, and I think that would lead superman to spend most of his time as Clark Kent.

me: Yet at the same time, "Bruce Wayne" is a much bigger farce than "Clark Kent."

Gavin: Which he may actually "do" in the comics, but not in terms of panel time.

Yes, and thus why bother maintaining something so cares so little about?

3:05 PM me: What Batman should really do is fake Bruce Wayne's death.

3:06 PM Put Alfred or Barbara Gordon in charge of the company and be Batman full time.

Gavin: Well, again, I like the idea of Batman being stripped of Bruce Wayne, the secret getting out, at least to people who matter, and limiting Wayne's access to resources.

And Batman continuing to wear the mask not because it keeps a secret, but because it is his face.

3:07 PM In that way, not just Batman but Bruce Wayne himself becomes part of the urban legend.

Also, get rid of the Bat-Signal, and the Batmobile.

3:08 PM me: The biographical Bruce Wayne really is Batman, while the biogra[hical Kal-El is a version of Clark Kent.

Gavin: In a sense, but again, I like your idea of Supes being ashamed of his powers.

3:09 PM To the point where it pains him to put on the cape.

Clark Kent is actually a strange double-blind.

Becuase Superman is a mask.

And clumsy, mild-mannered Clark Kent in Metropolis is a mask.

3:10 PM Clark on the farm in Kansas is what you're referring to as the biographical Clark Kent/Kal-El.

In a sense, Supes hides even more than Bats.

Bats is really Bats in the cape.

3:11 PM Supes is only really himself when he's visiting the farm in Smallville.

me: That's why Batman increasingly wears the costume when he

's in the Batcave.

By himself, alone.

In a mask and cape.

Gavin: I think the costume could stand a redesign too.

3:12 PM me: I can think of two reasons why Kal-El would be ashamed of his powers.

Gavin: Something a cross between Batman Year One, and Batman Year 100.

Which are both good takes on Bats.

me: First, he's been conditioned to hide them for so long, that he has to overcome psychological resistence to using them.

This is the sort of "ashamed of his own erection" theory.

The other is the primal trauma.

Gavin: But Kal-El's shame is more than just his powers. Kal-El is nearly always hiding.

3:13 PM me: Superman's powers are a direct result of the destruction of his planet and the death of his parents and every other member of his race.

His powers make him an outsider to humans, but an outsider to Kryptonians, too.

Gavin: But that's something he knows about, but doesn't remember.

At least in my take.

My take would be--no other Kryptonites.

me: Still, he's forced to acknowledge it.

3:14 PM Gavin: No Supergirl, no bottle city of Kandor.

me: It's not like other Kryptonians had the same powers.

Gavin: Not even ma & pa Kent know much about Krypton, and they don't understand & aren't interested in what they know.

It's alien, literally.

me: Everything Superman does is an effort to make meaning out of that loss.

3:15 PM Just like Batman.

But while Batman hardens himself against his own feelings of vulnerability, Superman does the opposite.

He is wary of and maybe even resentful towards his powers.

Gavin: Yeah, but in all truth, I like Batman not so much as a man driven by the death of his parents, but as himself.

me: Not least because without them, he and the Kents could just pretend.

3:16 PM Gavin: He would have been Batman, in one slightly different shape or another regardless.

Ah, but I like the home-ness of Clark using his powers on his farm.

me: I don't remember which thing I read, but I always liked the idea that Bruce Wayne comes up against a bizarre wish-fulfillment -- he wanted his parents to die. He wishes he were the criminal who killed them. That's why he becomes one of them.

3:17 PM Gavin: There's a solitude on the farm, a separation that means that he usually doesn't have to pretend.

The wish fulfillment thing gets played with a lot, but often in contrast to a villian that's a mirror image of Bruce.

Both Hush and The Black Mask are like that.

Have that sort of a back story.

3:18 PM me: But see, if you give Kal-El the same psychological depth, then you have to grant that there's at least some element of resentment towards the Kents.

Gavin: Yes!

me: Even if it's awkward, pubescent resentment.

Gavin: Alienation.

me: Superman has to be seen as a kind of perpetual teenager.

3:19 PM Gavin: Which becomes self-alienation, because what separates Kal-El from the Kents is somthing he himself doesn't really understand, because there's absolutely no one to explain it to him.

me: All of the plays on son and sun -- the sun gives him his powers, the sun killed his parents.

Gavin: The rural gay teenager that thinks that he's the only one in the world.

me: Chunks of his home world continue to poison him, yet that's all he wants to return to.

3:20 PM Gavin: Except Kal-El is the only one of him in the world.

(Also, fewer other superheroes.)

me: and none as powerful and alien as he is.

Gavin: Maybe The Flash, Green Lantern, but that's about it. Just Supes and Bats.

3:21 PM me: I like the idea of a rel btw supes and j'onn j'onnz.

Gavin: Not many supervillians either.

3:22 PM Luthor and the Joker would be allowed, because they have no powers.

The Martian Manhunter has never been a character that I've been terribly aware of.

He again, almost has too many powers.

3:23 PM He can fly AND he's strong AND he can shapeshift AND he can read minds?

Too much.

3:24 PM me: Yeah, it's kind of a grab bag.

3:25 PM But he's the other superpowerful alien from a dead world.

Gavin: Right.

me: and infinitely more mature than Kal-El.

Gavin: Ha!

True.

me: If more obviously scarred.

3:26 PM John lost his children.

Gavin: Yeah, but his secret identity is an old, pulpy trench-coat detective.

Boring.

3:27 PM me: Batman has a great line in the Frontier cartoon:

Gavin: The cartoon rightfully ignored it.

me: "With the other one I need to lug around a 70,000 dollar radioactive rock.

3:28 PM Gavin: :-)

me: "With you, all I need is a dime for a pack of matches."

Gavin: With J'onzz I just need a pack of matches.

Yeah, that's what I thought it would be. :-)

3:29 PM me: Again, that's what makes Batman different.

He always has a plan to kill everyone he knows.

He's like the RAND corporation of superheroes.

3:30 PM Gavin: Yeah, Batman knows everything about everyone.

And even has a plan to take himself down.

Let's start with the Bat

In honor of the upcoming The Dark Knight, and in the hopes that Heath Ledger's performance changes the way I look at the Joker forever, here are five key traits of Batman's world, according to Gavin. (Most of my ideas are tweaks and expansions, rather than purely original, so sources will be cited.)

1. Bruce Wayne is the mask. Batman is the real identity.

There are a number of sources for this idea, but the first place I heard it articulated was by Kevin Conroy, who did Batman/Bruce Wayne's voice for the Batman Animated Series. I would go a bit further and play with the idea of Bruce Wayne being just one of Batman's masks. There is some precedent for this in the comics: Matches Malone, Lefty Knox. Batman can be anyone, anywhere. Paranoia is at least as powerful as physical intimidation. The man you've worked with for years, your best friend, could be the Bat. The Bruce Wayne: Fugitive storyline also plays with the idea of a Batman without Bruce Wayne, and the Over the Edge episode of the Batman Animated Series provides another key to that door. Batman would still be Batman even if the Bruce Wayne mask were taken away.

2. Never during the day.

This is a throw-off line from Frank Miller's Batman: Year One, which writers ignore at their peril. The Bat doesn't make public appearances. He doesn't testify in court. The only time you will ever see him is when he takes you down or saves your life, and even then, only for a moment. The Bat only works as a secret, a rumor, a myth. The Bat can never be captured, tied up, or examined under light. The mask is flimsy, and the only way to keep someone from pulling it off is to wear it sparingly. Other masks (see #1) are more durable, and just as useful.

3. The utility belt has a finite number of pouches.

Batman: Year 100 has the best take on this. Making Bruce Wayne a man with unlimited resources is ultimately a mistake. Batman is interesting only in his limitations. No superpowers. The only available tools are what he can carry silently. In this spirit, there is no Batmobile. (Also see #2.) Batman does not travel in a marked car that stops at traffic lights and signals left turns. If he drives, it is in an unmarked car, without the mask. Motorcycles make more sense, since a helmet is a mask, but still only something plain and unmarked. Something that can be abandoned.

4. There is something deeply wrong with Batman.

Grant Morrison's Arkham Asylum is a good source for this. Batman can't be written as totally crazy, because the sense of right and wrong is so essential, but Batman is so hell-bent on rightness, on structure because of something missing inside of himself. He has to spend every moment of his life building order out of chaos because he doesn't have that order inside of him. Detective fiction is also instructional: Batman is obsessive/compulsive (look at his trophy room in the Batcave), and either a bit autistic or sociopathic. He can't forget and constantly has to organize the information in his head before he loses his place. He can't relate to people, but is a tremendous actor. He's jarringly detached, but he can never let go of anything.

5. Jason Todd

He was Robin. He died. He's dead. Bringing Jason Todd back was the worst decision a Batman writer has ever made, and that's saying a lot. The false Jason Todd in the Hush storyline is interesting. Jason Todd really being alive is not. Losing a Robin, and the guilt Batman feels (or doesn't feel?) about it is key to his character. His inability to stop using a sidekick is key, too. Hell, at the time she replaced Tim Drake, Batman didn't even like Stephanie Brown. Why do children keep seeking the Batman out, and why is he, the strongest will in the DC universe, unable to say no?

In the future, I'd like to revisit individual elements of the Batman—the costume, the villains, Gotham, the origin story—and examine what changes and what says consistent. (Hopefully I can dig up some nice images for some of these topics.)

As evidenced by the various Elseworlds titles, the Batman mythos is hugely productive. There are a million ways to take the basic elements of the mythos and translate them to a variety of situations. I'd like to posit the (hopefully) controversial thesis that Superman doesn't work in the same way. With the exception of Mark Millar's outstanding Red Son, I'm not aware of a wealth of really interesting variant superman stories. Anybody want to call me on that?